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May 7, 2008

May 8th, 2008 by Tracy West

“The Great Snake Email Hoax”

This is a picture of a timber rattler that supposedly was killed on a S. Georgia golf course some time ago.

It was sent to me as having been killed this week at River Falls golf course just off Hwy 290.

It wasn’t actually killed there but S. Georgia is close enough for me!

Bob McLain
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April 17, 2008

April 17th, 2008 by Tracy West

REQUEST FOR SOME ITEMS FOR OUR MARINES IN IRAQ

Wednesday (4/16) on the show I read an email from a Marine Mom, Joni Morgan whose son, Charles is deployed in Iraq. He had requested some items for the guys in his platoon 2nd LAR H&S Co., SEC/MAP PLT.
Unit 73505.

Here’s the list she forwarded to me

-white socks (tube)
-bic lighters
-boxers (S-L)
-gym shorts
-tooth paste
-tooth brushs
-AA batteries
-AAA batteries
-mach 3 razorblades
-fusion razorblades

Any of these items you’d like to get for these men may be dropped off here at our WORD studios at 25 Garlington Road in Greenville, 29615.
Our you may mail them to us to at the same address and we’ll arrange to have them shipped over to “the sandbox”.
God Bless and Protect our troops.
THANKS!
Bob

March 26, 2008

March 26th, 2008 by Tracy West

THE ELOQUENCE OF OBAMA

IT’S BEEN FASCINATING THROUGH THE COURSE OF THIS 2008 PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN SEASON TO SEE THE METEORIC EMERGENCE OF BARACK OBAMA.

A YEAR AGO NOBODY KNEW WHO HE WAS, NOW HE APPEARS TO BE ON HIS WAY TO WINNING THE DEMOCRATIC NOMINATION.

HOW? WHY?

CONSIDER THAT FOR THE PAST 20 YEARS THE NATION HAS BEEN LED BY EITHER A BUSH, OR A CLINTON. THE LEFT IS SICKENED OF BUSH, THE RIGHT DESPISES THE CLINTONS. THAT PRESENTS AN OPENING FOR A FRESH FACE ON THE SCENE. AND OBAMA HAS PRESENTED WHAT APPEARS TO BE THAT VERY FRESH FACE. HE WAS A BLANK SLATE, UPON WHICH DEMOCRATIC, INDEPENDENT AND EVEN SOME DISGRUNTLED GOP VOTERS COULD WRITE THEIR MAP FOR CHANGE.

AH, THERE’S THAT WORD. CHANGE.

OBAMA’S HANDLERS, AND PROBABLY THE CANDIDATE HIMSELF, RECOGNIZED THE LEVEL OF FRUSTRATION AMONG VOTERS WITH MORE OF THE SAME. HILLARY REPRESENTED THE PAST, AND ALL THAT BROUGHT WITH IT. SO HE POSITIONED HIMSELF AS THE MAN ON HORSEBACK WHO WOULD SOLVE ALL OF OUR PROBLEMS, FULFILL ALL OF OUR DREAMS, AND MAKE THE CHANGES THAT WOULD MAKE AMERICA GREAT. AS IF IT WASN’T ALREADY.
SO HE TOOK TO THE STUMP AND BEGAN TO SPEAK. AND HIS WORDS TOOK HOLD IN FERTILE SOIL. HOW MANY TIMES IN THE PAST FEW YEARS HAVE WE TURNED ON THE NEWS AND HEARD ABOUT YET ANOTHER POLITICIAN BROUGHT DOWN BY THE LATEST SCANDAL, SEXUALLY ORIENTED OR OTHERWISE? WE WERE SICK OF IT. WERE ALL POLITICIANS LIARS, VENAL, SEX FIENDS, POWER CRAZED, OR CROOKS?

HERE WAS A BREATH OF FRESH AIR.

NOW, ANDREW FERGUSON OF THE WEEKLY STANDARD HAS POINTED OUT HOW MUCH OF WHAT HE’S SAYING HAS ALL BEEN SAID BEFORE.

OBAMA’S MANTRA IS…”WE ARE THE ONES WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR”……WHAT DOES IT MEAN? WELL, WHO CARES? IT SOUNDS PROMISING, SELF FULFILLING. BUT SAD TO SAY, IT’S NOT ORIGINAL. NOR AS IT TURNS OUT IS MUCH OF WHAT BARACK OBAMA HAS HAD TO SAY DURING THE CAMPAIGN.

THE “WE ARE THE ONES” PHRASE ACTUALLY COMES FROM LEFT WING RADICAL FEMINIST LESBIAN NOVELIST ALICE WALKER…THAT WASA THE TITLE OF A BOOK OF ESSAYS SHE PUBLISHED 2 YEARS AGO, BEFORE BARACK EVEN ANNOUNCED HIS CANDIDACY. BUT WHEN OBAMA SAID IT FROM THE STUMP, WOMEN SWOONED, MEN CRIED AND MSNBC’S HOST OF SOFTBALL CHRIS MATTHEWS SAID OBAMA’S SPEECHES MADE A TINGLE RUN UP HIS LEG.
NO WONDER, OBAMA’S SPEECHES ARE MEANT TO BE ABSORBED LIKE ARMOA THERAPY, NOT THOUGHT ABOUT.
AND A GOOD THING THAT IS, SINCE MOST OF WHAT HE’S SAYING HAS ALREADY BEEN SAID BEFORE.

“POLITICS IS BROKEN” HE SAYS…ALSO SAID BY SEN. BILL
BRADLEY IS 1996 AND GEORGE W. BUSH IN 2000.

AMERICA NEEDS OBAMA SAYS “A PRESIDENT WHO WILL TELL YOU WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW, NOT WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR”…FLASHBACK, 1994, VP CANDIDATE GERALDINE FERRARO…

”LEADERSHIP IS NOT JUST TELLING PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR, IT’S TELLING THEM WHAT THEY NEED TO KNOW”. OH, ALSO SAID BY ARNOLD SCHWARTZENEGGER IN HIS RUN FOR GOV. OF CALIFORNIA.

“THIS IS A DEFINING MOMENT IN OUR HISTORY” SAYS OBAMA…JUST AS IT WAS APPARENTLY IN 1996 WHEN ELIZABETH DOLE SAID IT WHEN BOB RAN FOR PRESIDENT.

“WASHINGTON” OBAMA COMPLAINS “HAS BECOME A PLACE WHERE POLITICIANS SPEND TOO MUCH TIME TRYING TO SCORE POLITICAL POINTS”…JUST AS IT WAS APPARENTLY IN 1992 WHEN BILL CLINTON SAID IT AND IN 2000 WHEN GEO. W. BUSH SAID IT.

WANT SOME MORE? OKAY…
OBAMA OPPOSES THE POLITICS WHERE WE TEAR EACH OTHER DOWN INSTEAD OF LIFTING THIS COUNTRY UP”…BOB DOLE 1996.

“WE’RE GOING TO TAKE THIS COUNTRY BACK” HOWARD DEAN, 2004.

“WE WILL CHOSOEUNITY OVER DIVISION” OBAMA 2008, JESSE JACKSON 1992.

“WE WILL CHOOSE HOPE OVER FEAR” OBAMA 2008, BILL CLINTON AND JOHN KERRY 2004.

WE WILL OVERCOME OUR MORAL DEFICIT” OBAMA 2008, BUSH 2000. JOHN KERRY 2004 AND NEWT GINGRICH 1994.

SO THE NEXT TIME YOU HEAR A PUNDIT OR COMMENTATOR SWOONING OVER THE INSPIRATION RHETORIC OF BARACK OBAMA…TRY TO RESIST THE TEMPTATION TO SAY.. “WHERE HAVE I HEARD THAT BEFORE” BARACK WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE IT’S ALL NEW AGAIN.

March 7, 2008

March 7th, 2008 by Tracy West

Here’s something a little different….
I thought I’d share with you some of the more LOL things from my inbox.
Enjoy!

The Double Outhouse!! Words fail me!
This picture is worth 10,000 of them.

While on a campaign for parliament, Winston Churchill was accosted by Lady Astor who said, “Winston you’re drunk. ” Churchill replied, “Lady Astor, you’re ugly.” Then after a long pause, he added, “But tomorrow, I shall be sober!”

Subject: When insults had class

When Insults Had Class
There was a time when words were used beautifully. These glorious insults are from an era when cleverness with words was still valued, before a great portion of the English language was boiled down to four-letter words!

Gladstone, a member of Parliament, to Benjamin Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.”

“That depends, sir,” said Disraeli, “On whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.”
“He had delusions of adequacy.” Walter Kerr
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” Winston Churchill

“A modest little person, with much to be modest about.” Winston Churchill

“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” Clarence Darrow

“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.” William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).

“Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?” Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

“Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.” Moses Hadas

“He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.” Abraham Lincoln

“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” Mark Twain

“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.” Oscar Wilde

“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend…. if you have one” George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

“Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… if there is one.” Winston Churchill, in response.

“I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.” Stephen Bishop

“He is a self-made man and worships his creator.” John Bright

“I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.” Irvin S. Cobb

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